The Battle of the Bug
August 17, 2001 - 12:59 a.m.

When I went in the bathroom to take out my contacts, it was in there, flying into the mirror stupidly. I was never this afraid of bugs before the spider incident, but that experience would scare anyone for life. Well, I locked the bug in the bathroom only to realize that I had to piss badly, and I still had my contacts in. It took some courage, but I eventually faced the inevitable. I opened the bathroom door. Two minutes later, I took out my contacts and peed. When I was done, I was so ready to lock that fucker back in there. I turned off the light in the room my puter is in and turned on the light to the bathroom, thinking the light would attract the bug, but nooooooo. It wouldn't fall for my trap. I just hope it hasn't found its way into my room, or I'm not getting much sleep tonight.

Jerry called me a wuss for being scared of the bug... numerous times. That did not help the situation. Neither did sitting in a pitch-dark room waiting for a bug to fly into a bathroom. I suddenly was afraid of the boogy man and ghosts.

I'm off to bed now. Wish me luck. Ta! ~BOB

P.S. I wasn't serious about the boogy man thing.

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