Fo Shizzle My Nizzle
February 14, 2002 - 8:49 p.m.
For the most part, Valentine's Day was good to me. I got shitloads of candy cuz my mom bought me a bunch, then she won a drawing at work and got tons more. SCORE! I have enough candy to last me at least till Easter when I'll get more. I probably won't even be finished with this stuff by then!I slept through school. Hehe. I woke up, and it was 2 mins after I woulda gotten outta school. Ah, it's nice to have a day off every once in awhile.
The dentist went well. No cavities. He suggested I put those Crest whitening strips on my yellow tooth. Sounds like a plan. I think I'll put that plan into action.
I have been procrastinating so much. I haven't done any reading today, and I still have government to get done. That's why I'm gonna cut this short. But first, I'm gonna show you part of a conversation I had with Joe in which he tried to teach me how to speak like a rapper.
Radkitty [8:24 PM]: I just wanna GRUADUATE!
Fitchboy2345 [8:24 PM]: it's not even funny, i'm just not inspired anymore
Fitchboy2345 [8:24 PM]: me too!
Radkitty [8:24 PM]: get the hell outta Newark!
Fitchboy2345 [8:25 PM]: for shizzle!
Radkitty [8:25 PM]: huh?
Radkitty [8:25 PM]: I don't understand that shizzle shit! wtf is that all about?
Fitchboy2345 [8:25 PM]: lol, it means hell yeah!
Radkitty [8:25 PM]: oooh ok
Radkitty [8:25 PM]: what about nizzle or whatever?
Radkitty [8:25 PM]: don't people say... shizzle my nizzle?
Fitchboy2345 [8:26 PM]: nizzle means homie or in more often cases "nigga"
Radkitty [8:26 PM]: so it means "hell yeah, my nigga"?
Fitchboy2345 [8:27 PM]: well it literally means "for sure my nigga!" but it can be interpreted in both ways
Radkitty [8:28 PM]: gotcha
Fitchboy2345 [8:31 PM]: omg! a new jay-z album in a month!
Fitchboy2345 [8:31 PM]: woohoo!
Radkitty [8:31 PM]: shizzle my nizzle!
Fitchboy2345 [8:32 PM]: for dizzle nizzle!
Fitchboy2345 [8:32 PM]: lol
Radkitty [8:32 PM]: dizzle?? what's that??
Fitchboy2345 [8:32 PM]: lol, it means the same as shizzle
Radkitty [8:32 PM]: then why dizzle?
Fitchboy2345 [8:32 PM]: there's very little difference
Fitchboy2345 [8:33 PM]: cuz i wanted to say dizzle!
Radkitty [8:33 PM]: geez, it's too complicated. Why can't people just say what they really mean? damn rappers...
Fitchboy2345 [8:33 PM]: nizzle, yizzle shizzle!
Fitchboy2345 [8:33 PM]: lol
Radkitty [8:33 PM]: YIZZLE??
Fitchboy2345 [8:33 PM]: lol!
Fitchboy2345 [8:34 PM]: lorah, i hate to break it to ya, but u cannot be a rapper
Radkitty [8:35 PM]: that's ok, I don't wanna be one.
Radkitty [8:35 PM]: I just wanna know what the fuck they're talking about.
Time to watch some cute figure skaters. Ta! ~BOB
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