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Fo Shizzle My Nizzle
February 14, 2002 - 8:49 p.m.

For the most part, Valentine's Day was good to me. I got shitloads of candy cuz my mom bought me a bunch, then she won a drawing at work and got tons more. SCORE! I have enough candy to last me at least till Easter when I'll get more. I probably won't even be finished with this stuff by then!

I slept through school. Hehe. I woke up, and it was 2 mins after I woulda gotten outta school. Ah, it's nice to have a day off every once in awhile.

The dentist went well. No cavities. He suggested I put those Crest whitening strips on my yellow tooth. Sounds like a plan. I think I'll put that plan into action.

I have been procrastinating so much. I haven't done any reading today, and I still have government to get done. That's why I'm gonna cut this short. But first, I'm gonna show you part of a conversation I had with Joe in which he tried to teach me how to speak like a rapper.

Radkitty [8:24 PM]: I just wanna GRUADUATE!

Fitchboy2345 [8:24 PM]: it's not even funny, i'm just not inspired anymore

Fitchboy2345 [8:24 PM]: me too!

Radkitty [8:24 PM]: get the hell outta Newark!

Fitchboy2345 [8:25 PM]: for shizzle!

Radkitty [8:25 PM]: huh?

Radkitty [8:25 PM]: I don't understand that shizzle shit! wtf is that all about?

Fitchboy2345 [8:25 PM]: lol, it means hell yeah!

Radkitty [8:25 PM]: oooh ok

Radkitty [8:25 PM]: what about nizzle or whatever?

Radkitty [8:25 PM]: don't people say... shizzle my nizzle?

Fitchboy2345 [8:26 PM]: nizzle means homie or in more often cases "nigga"

Radkitty [8:26 PM]: so it means "hell yeah, my nigga"?

Fitchboy2345 [8:27 PM]: well it literally means "for sure my nigga!" but it can be interpreted in both ways

Radkitty [8:28 PM]: gotcha

Fitchboy2345 [8:31 PM]: omg! a new jay-z album in a month!

Fitchboy2345 [8:31 PM]: woohoo!

Radkitty [8:31 PM]: shizzle my nizzle!

Fitchboy2345 [8:32 PM]: for dizzle nizzle!

Fitchboy2345 [8:32 PM]: lol

Radkitty [8:32 PM]: dizzle?? what's that??

Fitchboy2345 [8:32 PM]: lol, it means the same as shizzle

Radkitty [8:32 PM]: then why dizzle?

Fitchboy2345 [8:32 PM]: there's very little difference

Fitchboy2345 [8:33 PM]: cuz i wanted to say dizzle!

Radkitty [8:33 PM]: geez, it's too complicated. Why can't people just say what they really mean? damn rappers...

Fitchboy2345 [8:33 PM]: nizzle, yizzle shizzle!

Fitchboy2345 [8:33 PM]: lol

Radkitty [8:33 PM]: YIZZLE??

Fitchboy2345 [8:33 PM]: lol!

Fitchboy2345 [8:34 PM]: lorah, i hate to break it to ya, but u cannot be a rapper

Radkitty [8:35 PM]: that's ok, I don't wanna be one.

Radkitty [8:35 PM]: I just wanna know what the fuck they're talking about.

Time to watch some cute figure skaters. Ta! ~BOB

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